Subject:
Pinky the Wonder Turtle (Witness Protection)

This files is labeled Classified "WITNESS PROTECTION"!
It is meant for "Level 10" clearance only!
The
named subject is part of the DiscoverUniversalOrlando.com
Witness Protection Program. You do not have clearence to
access this file. Please place the file back and step away
from the cabinet. You are in violation of "Article
8912 - Section 8" of the DUO handbook.
Failure
to adhere to this warning may result in incarceration, deportation
to Disney, or death by "It's a Small World", by
the DiscoverUniversalOrlando.com Secret Service.